Our computer thinks it’s 2001. It’s not, though.
According to our computer, I am eleven years old. Did you know that eleven year olds aren’t allowed to join the Dairy Queen club? (Did you even know that there was a Dairy Queen club?) Apparently you have to be thirteen, or something.
If I look back at comments I’ve made on other blogs, it says I made them ten years ago. But, it feels like it was just yesterday. Because it was just yesterday.
My blog statistics say that this blog received the most hits in June of 2001. But guess what? I didn’t even have the internet in June of 2001. I wasn’t even allowed to shave my legs at that point.
All of this brings me to a point: today I broke a commandment. I bore false witness. I lied to Dairy Queen’s website and told them that I was born in 1980—and thus received a coupon for a buy one get one free blizzard.
Are you ashamed of me?
Or jealous that you aren’t getting two blizzards for the price of one?
Also. This is terrifying, Dairy Queen.
Please don't drive this to my town.