For instance, yesterday we had several shady looking characters standing in our bathtub. This sentence, alone, would probably prove my point . . . however, let me continue. While standing in my bathtub, the shady characters in question proceeded to cut a giant hole in our ceiling. And, now our bathroom is pink.
My little sister and I have been a little Taylor Swift crazy this week (and forever). Maybe it's because my sister looks exactly like a brunette version of T-Swizzle . . .
Or, maybe it's because Taylor Swift was on the cover of Vogue last month . . .
Or, maybe it's because I watched her interview with Zac Efron on Ellen this week . . .
And their cover of "Pumped Up Kicks" slayed my heart.
Who can explain how these obsessions happen? Certainly not me.
Lastly, I would like to acknowledge that half of my page views each day come from people searching "Macaulay Culkin" in Google. This bit of information displeases me, greatly . . . because, although Richie Rich and My Girl are cinematic pieces of genius, I actually find Mr. Culkin to be a bit of a weirdo creep. However, this is Hollywood, babe, and I need to give the people what they want. So, for all of you Culkin obsessed creatures out there, I present to you with Macaulay Culkin 101:
- Macaulay Culkin is basically a ballerina. He studied at the School of American Ballet. (source)
- Macaulay Culkin was ranked as the #2 cutest child stars all grown up (source). I disagree with this completely. Have you seen this guy, lately? Eeek.
- Macaulay Culkin was able to retire from acting at age 14 (source). Basically, I am way jealous of him.
- Macaulay Culkin is a godfather to one of Michael Jackson's (may he rest in peace) children.
This will probably be the last time I talk about this little nugget, so eat your heart our my google friends. Enjoy it while you can.