Don't you want to just rub your face all over it, caress it, and whisper sweet nothings into it's ear?
The answer is no. And this is precisely why I am anti-beard.
I have heard several pro-beard arguments (mostly from Mista T.), but I am here to prove them all wrong.
First off, if you have a beautiful face, why on earth would you choose to cover it up with a gnarly piece of kitten fluff?
Brad Pitt? I'm talkin' to you.
(click photos for sources)You look like a crazy person. Please shave that rodent off your chin.
The same goes for you, Robert Pattinson.
Also. An untrimmed beard can often result in the bearded man in question looking lazy. And insane.
Take Pierce Brosnan, for example.
Additionally, I would like to note that a beard does not adequately compensate for lack of hair growth in the cranial regions.
Case and point?
This man. No caption necessary.
What I'm getting at is, virtually no person improves their physical appearance with a beard. A face is a special thing, and it should not be tainted by scruff.
Well, in all fairness, I guess there is one man who can pull off a beard with grace.
Santa? I salute you and your beard. Keep up the fine work.
What do you guys think? Are you pro-beard? Or anti-beard?