A few weeks ago, I was eating a hamburger. I am a condiment lover, and thus squirted a massive dollop of ketchup on my patty. As I bit into my burger, the ketchup dollop erupted into a ketchup volcano, and got on the ends of my hair.
I kind of liked it.
Now, I'm obsessed with finding someone to do this:
And that's all I've gotta say about that.